Halftime

Stan's wife loves the Philly Eagles, mostly because she dreams about Michael Vick fucking her.

Stan was jealous at first, but then learned to use it to his advantage. When the Eagles played, he told her "Time to watch that fucking nigger win a game." His wife loved playing with herself every time Michael was on the field.

Stan took it a step further when he brought home a nigger to serve as halftime entertainment for his slut wife. It's not Michael Vick, but it's a nigger, and that's all that really counts.